*sob* How COULD you? The boa constrictor is destined to horrify Voldemort by seducing Nagini into a relationship with a Muggle serpent....

Well, ones with no unusual magical properties. Like a boa constrictor as opposed to, you know, a basilisk or ashwinder. ;)

At first he thought it part of his dream. The intoxicating sensation of undulating pressure around his nether regions blended in smoothly with the actions of his dream-lover, and he let himself enjoy the ministrations that left him breathless. Yet when he called out his dream-lover's name, a hiss of dismay whispered of realised disappointment.

"And here I thought you were so happy to see me again," a wickedly forked tongue tickled at his ear in reproving tones.

Harry didn't have enough energy left to scream.

And here was me thinking I was only insane...

*still waiting for the Flipper drabble*